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Holy crap

bleacherreport:

This is an awesome GIF of six Miguel Cabrera home runs from all over the plate. Great work from FanGraphs.

Well I wasn’t expecting to get into a yelling match with my boss today.

Not too swift.

(Source: ournekkedpics)

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immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

Technically you said you’re only supposed to spell out the word after one hundred.  So because “100” doesn’t come after one hundred (because it’s the same fucking thing), you were grammatically wrong (or incorrect, whatever the fuck’s your preference).

humbleowl:

adrenalizethemonster:

counting-paces:

I’m really starting to hate the pop-punk scene. It’s all about “pizza and friends” and a whole lot of aesthetic bullshit like band merch and snapbacks. It’s becoming a new “scene kid” trend to be honest.

Truer words have never been spoken

It shouldn’t be about the scene it should be about the music. Isn’t music about expression of ones self?

Love pop punk. Hate pop punk kids.

Kinda like Real Friends. Fucking love the music. Fucking hate the people.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

mandycreates:

kethera:

coconutcoconutcoconut:

youneedmeoryourenothing:

#actors who are actually their character

the greatest casting ever.

Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.

Follow your dreams Rupert

I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.

‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]

(Source: mygeekself)

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It’s hot as fuck outside.

Seriously, where’s spring?

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